There's lots to know about who Aaron Andzik is, what he's done & why he hasn't had that growth on his neck removed. You want to know the basics, we get that...but you also want to know what's underneath that hairy exterior, don't you? Ok, fine. Here it is, the awful truth. You asked for it.  


In 1989...

Last seen during the Coolidge Administration, Aaron was the first American to bring sexy back in over 60 years. While short lived, some suggest it was the final straw in what helped bring down the Berlin Wall. 

He's the reason Latin is a dead language. 

Wanted in over 17 countries...though not for a crime. But because they love him. 

Santa Fe University of Art & Design, Class of 2003. BA Film Theory & Production.

As a sketch comedy writer & online content producer he has worked in the entertainment industry for over 14 years (or 98 dog years).

He knew how to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. And did. They've been best friends ever since.

He's developed, printed & framed his photographic memories. 

When he drives off the lot in a new car, it increases in value. 

Has trained in Krav Maga, Israeli hand-to-hand combat and self defense for over 5 years. DON'T MESS WITH ME.

Owner of 2 black labs: Lily & Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Or 'Max' for short.

As Media Specialist for Creative Artists Agency (CAA) he ran the expanding digital library, working with high profile Hollywood clients. Side note: he once gave a Perrier & an apple to hungry a Hillary Swank....sooo he's pretty famous. 

In 2006

Brought sexy back again, this time selling it to famed pop star & former business partner Justin Timberlake for an undisclosed amount of money.